September Edition

 

 

 

Welcome back to the U and a new season of Wellness Central! We're here to give you all you need to know about what's going down...and then a little extra sum-sum to get you through each day the wellness way (yes, cheesy rhyme).

All this good stuff and more, as well as real time updates, will be available on Facebook, so make sure you 'like' us...since we're just so gosh darn likable.

Good luck with classes and remember to cheer on the Football team as they take on Boston College for the first game of the season this Saturday..tips: Watch Party at the RAT...be there and bring friends.

Be well.

How to Live to Be 100+...the Vitality U way.

 

 

 

 

Programs at the Herbert Wellness Center

 

 

 

Emergency Care Courses (Click here for Details)

Heartsaver CPR AED: September 24

Basic Life Support for Healthcare Providers: September 10

Heartsaver First Aid: September 26

 

Cooking Classes (Click here for Details)

September 6 - Fresh Herb Cooking

September 17 - A World of Noodles

September 24 - Everything Puff Pasty

 

Meditation Classes (Click here for Details)

March 30

 

Community Class Registration Starts Tuesday (Click here for Details)

Registration for the first session of Community Classes begins on Tuesday, September 4 and runs through Friday, September 14. Classes include belly dance, salsa, tennis, adult aquatics, Capoeira, youth aquatics, and our brand new Bollywood dance style class - Masala Bhangra.  Click here to visit the course catalog.  Sign up in the Sales Office Monday - Friday from 7:30 a.m. – 8 p.m. If you would like to try a class before registering you can attend the first scheduled class for free!

 

Stay Informed Through Our Social Media
Want stay up-to-date on what's going on at your Herbert Wellness through your favorite social media sites? Like us at www.facebook.com/herbertwellnesscenter or follow us on twitter @UMiamiWellness for updates on what's going on in the facility, special classes, promotions, contests, fit tips, and more! Do you pin? Check us out at www.pinterest.com/umiamiwellness.  

 

 

 

 

Wellness Programs Around Campus

 

 

Join Vitality U - The new student-led wellness programming board on campus

According to research conducted by Dan Buettner and a team of National Geographic scientists as part of the Blue Zones project, the secret to living better, healthier lives, "lies not in diets or exercise programs, but in creating the right surroundings." Vitality U strives to create the right surroundings to enable students' healthy decisions by providing access to a coordinated system of resources, while fostering a community of like-minded, supportive individuals. We aim to develop a sustainable, student-driven program on campus to promote the overall health and well-being of students.

 

Committee meetings begin the first week of September - come be a part of something great. To learn more or get involved, visit Vitlaity U on the web, Facebook, or Twitter. Send questions to vitalityu@miami.edu.

 

 

iNational Suicide Prevention Week is September 9-12

 

 

Canes Care for Canes: Anonymous Online Referrals

(Click here for Details)

Ever feel concerned about a fellow student, but didn’t know who to tell or what to do? Well, the Canes Care for Canes initiative is all about looking out for your fellow ‘Cane and now offers an anonymous, online referral form that can be used to report a concern. If you are concerned about someone’s safety, well-being, or the safety and well-being of others, but are hesitant about approaching someone about the situation, please use this form to share your experiences with individuals who can help. Visit the Canes Care for Canes website to learn more or make a referral.

 

 

 

 

 

Wellness Resources

 

Hey Norm Goes Online! - If you've ever felt the need to comment about something going on at the Herbert Wellness Center, you probably know about the "Hey Norm" comment cards that are available throughout the HWC. We value your feedback and are now offering "Hey Norm" online so you can write us whenever and wherever! Start commenting now!

 

Potty Post - Are you a Skinny Fat Person? Ten Steps to Cure the Skinny Fat Syndrome (PDF)

 

Student Health 101 Newsletter - Check out the latest edition of the SH101 newsletter - it's chock full of helpful and interesting articles. Topics include going organic, test taking tips, making the most of any job or internship, getting more financial aid,...and on and on. There are also great videos on different exercise routines and how to 'cook' in your dorm room without having to use anything more than a blender or microwave.

 

  Visit the Wellness Enrichment Suite for additional resources, or check out our online resources.  

 

 

 

 

 

Joke/Quote of the Month

 

Quote:


“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

 

 

Joke: R.I.P.

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.

I was not familiar with the area and became lost. Being a typical man, of course, I did not ask for directions. I finally found the cemetery about an hour late. The back hoe was there and the crew was eating their lunch. The hearse was nowhere to be seen.

I apologized to the workers for being late. As I looked into the open grave, I saw the vault lid already in place. I told the workers I would not keep them long, but that this was the proper thing to do. The workers, still eating their lunch, gathered around the opening.

I was young and enthusiastic and poured out my heart and soul as I preached. The workers joined in with, "Praise the Lord," "Amen," and "Glory!" I got so into the service that I preached and preached and preached, from Genesis to The Revelation.

When the service was over, I said a prayer and walked to my car. As I opened the door, I heard one of the workers say, "I never saw anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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