April Edition

 

 

 

Welcome to the April edition of Wellness Central. The semester is flying by, but there are still plenty more wellness-related events in store.

Remember that April 9th is Walk A Mile in Her Shoes! If you haven't already resgistered, do so asap. It's a great event, so make your plans and bring your friends.

Be well.

HOW TO EAT YOUR WAY TO BETTER SKIN

 

 

 

 

Programs at the Herbert Wellness Center

 

 

 

Emergency Care Courses (Click here for Details)

Heartsaver CPR with AED: April 5

Basic Life Support for Healthcare Providers: April 19

 

Cooking Classes (Click here for Details)

April 12 - One-Pot Wonders

April 27 - Stand-Out Salads

 

Meditation Classes (Click here for Details)

April 22, 29

 

 

 

 

 

Wellness Programs Around Campus

 

Mindful Meditation Group Being Offered By the Counseling Center Every Tuesday from 1:10-2:10pm! Click on the image below for enlarged view.

 

Registration is now open for the 2nd annual "Walk A Mile In Her Shoes" The event will take place on April 9th beginning at 10:30am. Click on the image below for enlarged view.

 

 

 

 

Wellness Resources

 

Potty Post - The Wisdom of Viewing Coping Mechanisms as Warning Signs (PDF)


Bulletin Board - Deep Sleep Tips (PDF) - The average person isn't getting enough sleep, which then affects overall health and academic performance. Make sure you get your 'Zzz's'.

 

Student Health 101 - March Edition for those who missed it (LINK)

 

Visit the Wellness Enrichment Suite for additional resources, or check out our online resources.  

 

 

 

 

 

Joke/Quote of the Month

 

Quote:

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."  ~William Hazlitt

 

Joke: They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail...some even VOTE

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back .... same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get-one-free,' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She handed me my free Latte's and I walked out the door.

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!'. Someone looked up at the sky and said, 'Where'?

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.'

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, 'has your plane arrived yet?'

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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