February Edition

 

 

 

February is here and the expansion project at the Herbert Wellness Center is almost done! In addition to all the great programs going on at the HWC this month, don't forget to check out the invitation to the HWC's expansion party on February 24th! Make sure you've got it on your calendar, and bring friends because it's going to be fun! But, before that, make sure you and your Sportsfest team are ready to go! Come to the HWC to get in shape and make sure you're at the top of your game.

Be well.

DORM ROOM COOKING: How to Cook More Than Rice in a Rice Cooker

 

 

 

 

Programs at the Herbert Wellness Center

 

 

 

Emergency Care Courses (Click here for Details)

Basic Life Support for Healthcare Providers: February 11

Heartsaver CPR with AED: February 15

 

Cooking Classes (Click here for Details)

February 8 - Thai Cuisine (Part I)

February 16 - Sandwiches, Wraps, & Paninis

February 23 - Thai Cuisine (Part II)

 

Meditation Classes (Click here for Details)

February 4

 

Special Programs

Brain Gain (Click here for Details)

If you could enhance your academic performance, would you? Brain Gain offers 3 cutting-edge programs formualted to help optimized learning via exercise, sleep, and mindfulness meditation. You won't be studying smarter...you'll actually be smarter. Details and schedules are available online.

 

 

 

 

Special Invitation: Herbert Wellness Center Expansion Party

 

We want you to be there! Come out to the party to see the newly expanded areas of the Herbert Wellness Center, play in a scavenger hunt for your chance to win a brand new Wii, or just come out to have fun!

 

 

 

 

 

Wellness Resources

 

Potty Post - This issue: Beverages and Weight Gain - You Are What You Drink (PDF)


Bulletin Board - Ten Productivity Myths That Hold You Back (PDF)

 

Visit the Wellness Enrichment Suite for additional resources, or check out our online resources.  

 

 

 

 

 

Joke/Quote of the Month

 

Quote:

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Herman Cain

 

Joke: Wrong Email

  A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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